The Best And Worst Video Game Pies


Regardless of how you feel about Mr. Felix Kjellberg as a broadcaster, I think we can all agree he is a terrible pie. He’s a human person and not a delicious dessert treat made of fruit and pastry (as far as we know). He does, however, hail from Sweden, which some light google searching reveals is home to something called a Swedish Cheese Pie, which sounds great.

Best or Worst? Worst, for the reason outlined above (he’s a person not a pie). If, however, we were to invite him to some sort of pie event, he would probably bring a Swedish Cheese Pie, which would be fantastic.

Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee

On Oddworld, the only means of food manufacture is to consume the creatures of the planet. Crop farming and vegetarianism are foreign concepts to most of the planet’s inhabitants. Initially, Abe doesn’t seem to mind. He even rubs his belly in anticipation of eating a Paramite Pie. When he’s next up on the chopping block, however, he decides to stand up for something.

Best or Worst? Worst. I don’t know what a paramite tastes like, and I am glad I will never get the chance to learn because they’re fictional.

The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom

In The Adventures of P.B. Winterbottom, players control the titular Winterbottom as he tries to collect pies, at any cost. He even manipulates time, fracturing the continuum in the process in order to obtain his delicious treats. He can be somewhat selfish in this regard, but he truly demonstrates that he understands the importance of consuming pie through the course of the game.

Best or Worst? Best. The whole game is about trying to track down a pie. If you play this game you will have a craving for pie by the end.

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